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In order to vote in America, you must now pass the new political intelligence test. If Arizona can question your citizenship, America can question your intelligence too.

Do you think the sun rotates around the earth?
Do you think Sarah Palin is presidential material?
Do you think Michelle Bachmann’s arguments make sense?
Do you think Glenn Beck’s presentation of history is reasonable?
Do you think Rand Paul’s ideas are practical workable politics?
Do you think Rush Limbaugh works for and speaks for the little people?
Do you think Barack Obama is a Marxist?
Do you think the earth is flat?

If you answered ‘yes’ to any of the above questions, you are truly unqualified to vote for anything let alone our president or our congress. Get a brain and come back to us when you found it.

“Citizens United for a more Intelligent voter - we won’t deport you, just send you back to school.”